Funny Valentine Day Poems

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Funny Valentine Day Poems for Everybody

Funny Valentine Day Poems

There are funny Valentine Day poems on the webs for adults and kids.

Just type what you are looking for into your search engine such as: “kids funny valentine day poems”.

If you are looking for funny Valentine Day poems for adults check out peculiar-poetry.com/types/holiday/valentines-poems. The site has poems to send to geeks or to discourage unwanted attention. You can also find valentine greetings that you might not want your children to see.

A Valentine to a geek:

Strong as an ox

Strong as a lion

You will be mine

End of time

Here is one that children or adults could send, also from peculiar poetry:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m allergic

Atchoo, atchoo!

This is a silly valentine that kids will love and grownups will smile at:

Veggie Valentine

You may not “carrot” all for me

The way I care for you.

You may “turnip” your nose

When I plead with you.

But if your heart should “beet” with mine

Forever “lettuce” hope

There is no reason in the world

Why we two “cantaloupe”.

Author unknown

This one is cute, even if bittersweet:

He Sent his Love a Valentine

He sent his love a valentine

His love did not reply

We never dare to care to sign

These things, I wonder why

David McCord

We found the two above poems at brownielocks.com/valentine poems.

There are dozens of web sites that have love poems, romantic, silly and cute wording that can be used on individual valentine cards. However please be sure to attach the author’s name and the web site where you found it. Especially if you use it on your web page, ask for permission to use it.

Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, family and friends to express their affection for one another. Most people enjoy humorous greetings so go for it.

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