There are funny Valentine Day poems on the webs for adults and kids. Just type what you are looking for into your search engine such as: “kids funny valentine day poems”.
If you are looking for funny Valentine Day poems for adults check out peculiar-poetry.com/types/holiday/valentines-poems. The site has poems to send to geeks or to discourage unwanted attention. You can also find valentine greetings that you might not want your children to see.
A Valentine to a geek:
Strong as an ox
Strong as a lion
You will be mine
End of time
Here is one that children or adults could send, also from peculiar poetry:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m allergic
Atchoo, atchoo!
This is a silly valentine that kids will love and grownups will smile at:
Veggie Valentine
You may not “carrot” all for me
The way I care for you.
You may “turnip” your nose
When I plead with you.
But if your heart should “beet” with mine
Forever “lettuce” hope
There is no reason in the world
Why we two “cantaloupe”.
Author unknown
This one is cute, even if bittersweet:
He Sent his Love a Valentine
He sent his love a valentine
His love did not reply
We never dare to care to sign
These things, I wonder why
David McCord
We found the two above poems at brownielocks.com/valentine poems.
There are dozens of web sites that have love poems, romantic, silly and cute wording that can be used on individual valentine cards. However please be sure to attach the author’s name and the web site where you found it. Especially if you use it on your web page, ask for permission to use it.
Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, family and friends to express their affection for one another. Most people enjoy humorous greetings so go for it.