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Valentines Day Jokes and Poems can't help but Smile

Valentines Day Jokes and Poems

There are several sites where you can find Valentines Day jokes and poems. We found some of the silliest groaners, although you can’t help but smile when you read them. Here are just a few of the jokes we found at valentines-day123holiday.net:

  • What do farmers give their wives on valentines day? Hogs and kisses!

  • What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you attractive!

  • Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pin cushion!

    These are real groaners but your kids will get a lot of mileage out of them. You can’t help smiling at something like:

  • Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!

    Knock knock and roses are red jokes are also popular with kids, especially grade schoolers and some “tweens”. This one was written by a student in Denver:

    Roses are blue

    Violets are red

    If you agree

    You’ve got rocks in your head.

    The above came from www.gigglepoetry.com/poetryclass managed by Bruce Lansky. Choose the color/colors you want to use in your poem and then make a list of words that rhyme with your choice. It is best in the beginning to stick with one syllable colors, red, green, blue, pink, black and brown. Then create your own poem.

    Mr. Lansky suggests something like:

    Violets are blue,

    roses are pink,

    put on your shoes,

    your feet really _______.

    Stink seems to be the appropriate word here. Just have fun making up your own “Roses are _______” poems.

    The possibilities are almost endless. Here is the efforts of a six year old:

    Roses are Red

    Leaves are Green

    If you’re not my valentine

    Then you are mean

    If you are a teacher use this exercise with your class and have them create their own valentine jokes and poems.


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